AMPAS Awards

Dolly Parton

I have nothing to say about the Academy Awards. It, like any other industry awards ceremony, is tedious and myopically self-reverential. I watched bits and pieces and was nearly blinded by the Botox stares of Kidman and Bullock. I also managed to tune in during "It Sucks to be a Pimp" or whatever the hell it was called. I hadn't seen so much color since "Theme to Shaft" was performed in the golden days of blaxploitation. Very amusing.

But I like Dolly. She's had almost as much surgery as Amanda Lepore but she is still self-deprecating and sorta real.