40 is the new 25

Don't cha think? I swear to God with the exception of being closer to death, I can't think of one reason I'd want to trade out where I am now for 25. I'm smarter, better looking and 1000x happier than I was when I was 25. Plus I'd have to be constantly texting with friends, have a tedious MySpace page, and wonder if my elaborate video resume with me lip synching to Scissor Sisters would end up on YouTube...The only thing worse than being 25 would be 24.