Trying too hard to look like he doesn't try hard

This just in from the school of disaffected glances(I stole the following from someone's profile on a personal ad and can't help being a cunt)


Likes
Strong personalities LIKE YOUR OWN, WE MUST SUPPOSE?
Plutarch's "Philosophum non facit barba"(The beard does not define a philosopher)YOU HAD ME UNTIL THE TRANSLATION
Fine arts WHAT ABOUT GRAPHIC ART. OR DARK ARTS. OR DOMESTIC ARTS.
"Ithaca" by Constantine P.Cavafy THE SAFETY SCHOOL?
Simplicity BECAUSE COMPLEXITY IS JUST SO...COMPLEX
Short hair BECAUSE LONG HAIR IS JUST SO...COMPLEX
Summer WHY NOT A SIMPLE, SHORT-HAIRED SUMMER?
Knowledge IGNORANCE IS SO LAST YEAR
Jeans PREFERABLY VINTAGE RED STITCH LEVIS BUT WHATEVER
Antique furniture NOT VERY SIMPLISTIC
Audrey Beardsley's art AUDREY ROPER'S CAFTAN
Pepsi IT ALWAYS COMES DOWN TO PEPSI V COKE, DOESN'T IT?
Hieronymus Bosch BOSCH DISHWASHERS
Black cats CATS ARE A BIT SISSY, NO?
Large coffee tables PREFERABLY LARGE ANTIQUE COFFEE TABLES
Men in casual clothes IS A JUMPSUIT CASUAL?
Aqua-colored objects YOU MUST BE HARD TO SHOP FOR
Bookstores AMAZON IS FOR THE GREAT UNWASHED
Mies van der Rohe's "Less is more" motto SUCH A COMPLEX NAME FOR SUCH SIMPLICITY
Feminine women BOY THE WAY GLEN MILLER PLAYED
Masculine men SONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE
My new house WAS THE OLD ONE SO BAD?
"Shamanism: Archaic Techniques of Ecstasy" by Mircea Eliade IS THAT LIKE THE ZIPLESS FUCK?

Dislikes:

Cynical,negative people DON'T BE A HATER
Watches PUNCTUALITY MUST BE UNCOOL
"To do" lists DITTO ORGANIZATION
Mondays SURPRISINGLUY PEDESTRIAN
Gay events(sorry guys) I LOVE THE APOLOGY HERE
Long flights DOES ANYONE?
Stupidity DITTO
TV AW CMON, EVEN PBS?
Trends AS IN "LOW WAIST JEANS" OR "EL NINO?"
Drugs RECREATIONAL OR CLINICAL?
Stereotypes ONE MAN'S STEREOTYPE IS ANOTHER'S ARCHETYPE