No Computer

So here I am at my parents. I am supposed to be home enjoying my last week of freedom before work but the Tech Gods got pissed at me for making fun of the tech guy at work and Saturday morning I awoke to a fried motherboard (this was determined after 5 hours with Dell.) So, the trifecta is complete for this week:

1) Dead ipod
2) Dead Palm
3) Dead home computer

Fuck technology. How I am I supposed to get laid without the Internet.

Wish me luck. (On the new computer, not getting laid, that's not really a problem...)